She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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