Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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