wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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