she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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