kristin has been a bad kristin
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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