So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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