he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
smell my finger.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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