The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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