But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize
