Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
