in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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