At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
This is the high leading the old right now
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
