Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You've changed since you got that strap on
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
