I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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