Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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