i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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