he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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