he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i think my cat just said my name.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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