oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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