didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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