its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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