would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.