I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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