So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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