3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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