so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
is it fun? or sober?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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