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Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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