That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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