I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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