You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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