Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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