ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
