I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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