Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I hate all girls vehemently.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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