How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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