the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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