White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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