i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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