Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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