It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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