So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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