Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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