I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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