fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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