no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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