let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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