I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So squirting runs in the family.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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