I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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