what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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