I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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