Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize