yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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