i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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