dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
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i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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