i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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