you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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