Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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